The Thirsty Dilemma I (Silver)
"Fulfill the needs of a thirsty stranger in Townsplace."
- defeat Kool-Aid Man, and give the Kool-Aid to the thirsty man in Townsplace.
a trophy guide for people who actually bother to go to this site.
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The Thirsty Dilemma I (Silver)
"Fulfill the needs of a thirsty stranger in Townsplace."
- defeat Kool-Aid Man, and give the Kool-Aid to the thirsty man in Townsplace.
Welcome to the Club (Bronze)
"Befriend a member from the Inner Circle."
- after exploring the tower in Route 666, talk to the hooded man in Townsplace.
Getting A-head (Bronze)
"Befriend a person with a mushroom for a head."
- defeat Loogie.
The Thirsty Dilemma II (Silver)
"Get 200 shekels for giving a thirsty stranger a soda."
- defeat Pepsiman, and give the Pepsi to the thirsty man in Townsplace.
Invasion (Silver)
"Stop the invasion on your cruise."
- defeat BOSS.
Getting Through Customs (Bronze)
"'Negotiate' with the man who blocks the way."
- defeat Border Control.
Wear a Smile (Bronze)
"Visit the nicest people around."
- defeat the Imagination Leader and his members.
Escape (Silver)
"Leave the Highway to Paradise."
- complete all three floors of the Highway to Paradise.
No Longer Sober? (Gold)
"Finally."
- defeat the last boss.
Don't Take Medicine That Isn't Yours (Bronze)
"Find the first secret."
- look in the box inside the your cabin. you'll get a painkiller.
Grave Digger (Bronze)
"Noone needs morality."
- dig the first grave with a shovel.
Humble Beginnings (Bronze)
"The paper contains the basics of grammar and punctuation. All for 15 shekels."
- talk to the orange shirt guy in Townsplace, and find his paper in a barrel.
Champion of Pity I (Bronze)
"Become champion of the Pity Fight Fest."
- beat up all the enemies in the Pity Fight Fest.
Easy Way Out (Bronze)
"Pay for the solution."
- pay the old man in the forest to leave the maze.
Role Playing Game I (Bronze)
"Kill quest complete!"
- defeat the ICBM wizard.
Role Playing Game II (Bronze)
"A fetchquest within a fetchquest."
- return the Magical Orb of Fuck to the ICBM wizard.
Welcome to the Axis Powers (Bronze)
"Help out Hitler."
- defeat the Allies for Hitler.
Blood Money (Bronze)
"Do a favor for a stranger in Druggerville."
- kill the Worried, Helpless Man in his house.
Champion of Pity II (Silver)
"Become champion of the second Pity Fight Fest."
- defeat all the enemies in the second Pity Fight Fest.
Time Management 101 (Platinum)
"...how?"
- beat Hardmode.
Outgoing (Hidden bronze)
"He's not going to hurt you."
- encounter A Happy, Harmless Man.
Unsuspecting Key (Hidden bronze)
"That house did have a use!"
- buy the key from the drug dealer in Pepsitown.
- go to the house in Route 4, and unlock it with the key.
"Kindness" (Hidden bronze)
"Don't do a favor for a stranger in Druggerville."
- spare the Worried, Helpless Man.
Backtracking (Hidden silver)
"Head all the way back for no reason."
- after beating the game, go back to the Crack Factory and talk to the last boss.
- fun fact: dialogue on some characters are changed after beating the game.
Parched Revelations (Hidden gold)
"The salt in the wound."
- beat the game.